Cheese still writes his articles, and they are still shitty, believe you me. But lately he really seems to mailing it in. He has an on-going serious of “Comedy Gems Hidden on Youtube.” He literally combs through a particular post on the Cracked Forum devoted to lesser known comedy videos, picks out the ones he finds funny, and then posts a list. Each video is accompanied by a paragraph from Cheese explaining why it is funny. I guess because he’s a comedian (he’s not)? Regardless of whether you think the videos are funny (they aren’t), the jokes they are going for aren’t exactly subtle enough to require an explanation. Especially from a guy as stupid as John Cheese. How someone with a high school education that was power washing semi’s a few years ago thinks that he should be explaining things to people is beyond me. I think he’s done 10 of these hack jobs.
Even his “I used to be poor and drunk but now I’m awesome so here’s how to live your life” articles seem even more like retreads of previous articles than usual. HIs traffic has really been down, as it seems even people that read his articles out of a sense of hatred for the man have grown bored with his garbage.
Luckily (or unluckily, I guess), he is still one of the more underrated assholes on Twitter. It’s not so much asshole behavior (though there is that, too), but more that he may actually be turning into a human anus.
He has really stepped it up there, to the point that as far as I can tell, he now thinks he is some kind of twitter activist, and that his thoughts about social issues are so insightful they simply must be shared. “Twitter activist” is kind of an oxymoron, I suppose. Don’t let it confuse you. Cheese posts vague, nearly meaningless tweets about “equality” now**, and awaits the long line of his twitter acolytes to take turns riding his nuts. He doesn’t really “do” anything. Though, given the vapid nature of the tweets in question, I’m not sure he’d even know what to do if he wanted to, you know, leave the house.
I’ll follow up on this shortly, but it will have to be piecemeal. I don’t have the energy at the moment, and the amount of idiocy to unravel is somewhat intimidating.
John Cheese Douche Fact for the Day: Mack Leighty and his best frined Jason Pargin are both approaching 40 years of age. Both still refer to each other as “(John) Cheese” and “(David) Wong” Wong is actually a piece of shit too, but a man can only write so much.
** I’ll go ahead and anticipate what the Cheese Midnight NutRiders (patent pending) will say as they furrow their brow in a vain attempt to understand what I’ve written. The idea that all people should be treated equally is a good one. It’s in the Constitution, of which I am a fan (and, actually, sworn to uphold, if you want to get technical). His tweets on the subject are still shit, and make no sense.